Joke of the day.. Does your spouse need help hearing??

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Do you or your spouse need a boost in their hearing?? Joke of the day...

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform. "Here is what you do" said the doctor. "Stand 40 feet from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone, see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet and so on until you get a response. So, that evening, his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den about 40 feet away... he asked her, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So he moved closer to about 30 feet and asked, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. Then 20 feet... no response. So he walked right behind her, "Peg, what's for dinner?" She finally responded, "For heaven's sake, Bert, for the FOURTH time, CHICKEN!"

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